Joey

A long time fan of television, Joey had never actually seen one. Which is why upon watching tv for the first time in 2008, he was heard to remark “What else is on?”. It was at that moment, Joey knew it was his responsibility to make tv shows that would appeal to guys like him. The problem came when he realized he would never be able to train that many chimpanzees to smoke that many cigars. He opted instead to take a job at So Weird TV where he figured if he couldn’t make programs everyone would like, he could at least make programs no one would like. For that reason, Joey is not allowed near anything important. He does know, however, that when the revolution comes, everyone will want to be his friend. He quietly waits for that day.